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WET
BREAD

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Wet Bread 👑 Squeak Main 🎸 Tool Listener 🚽 Dirty Toilets 🐱 Chimi + Mopi
6,969 slimy visitors
💬 "Unrapeable bitch fuck her" · 💬 Wet Bread lore runs deep · 💬 Legendary 3 · failed Masters push · 💬 Chimi (gin) 3.4kg · Mopi (mochi) 5.5kg · 💬 "Unrapeable bitch fuck her"
OFFICIAL RECORD
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🏆 Legendary 3
elo peak
Trophies
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Highest
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3v3 Wins
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Brawlers
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TROPHY ROAD
🏆 Road to 1,000,000
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Verified Main
Squeak, non-negotiable
Ranked Status
Legendary 3 💚
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PROFILE

Achievements Unlocked

Top 10 (Real)
Achieved Top 10 status. In what? Doesn't matter. It's on the list.
certified
👑
Final Boss
The final boss of something. Probably Squeak. Definitely something.
boss
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Window
Known for the window. The window incident. The window legacy.
🪟
Squeak Obsession
Loves Squeak with an unhealthy intensity. Would let Squeak ruin his elo. Has let Squeak ruin his elo.
main
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Cat Dad ×2
Proud owner of Chimi (gin, 3.4kg) and Mopi (mochi, 5.5kg). Would die for both. Has said so.
9yo each
🚽
Dirty Toilet Archivist
Has an extensive collection of dirty toilet stories on Instagram. This is real. This is documented.
exclusive
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Tool Enjoyer
Loves the band Tool. Has strong opinions about Lateralus vs Ænima. Will discuss at length.
spiral out
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PFP Evolution
Has cycled through Silksong, Pokemon, and kirby_poyo1604 as profile pics. Each era has lore.
archived
🍜
Japanese Cat Food Photo
Has a photo of Japanese cat food. The photo exists. It has been seen. It cannot be unseen.
culinary
🗣️
Unrapeable Bitch
"Unrapeable bitch fuck her. Fuck every brawler in this game except the ones i glaze." — A documented statement.
quoted
⭐
Brawl Glazer
Loves: Squeak, R-T, Otis, Meeple, Bolt. Likes: Trunk, Edgar, Dynamike, Surge, Moe. Hates: Crow, Gene, Gale, Bibi.
comprehensive
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8-Year-Old Photo
When you Google his full name, a photo of him at 8 years old appears. This is public record.
googleable
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Secret Lore
He is secretly a Jew. Does not like to talk about it. We talk about it anyway. This is the website.
classified
📸
0 Posts, 535 Following
Instagram profile with 0 posts, 27 followers, 535 following. Only posts dirty toilets on stories and reposts femboy reels.
@wet.bread5
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Failed Masters Push
Reached Legendary 3. Tried for Masters. Dropped to Mythic 2. The dream died. The Squeak remained.
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MUSIC

He Loves Tool

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Spiral Out 🌀
Wet Bread is a devout listener of the band Tool. He has opinions on every album, every song, every time signature change. Do not get him started on the Fibonacci sequence in "Lateralus." He will not stop.
Known favorites: Lateralus, Parabol/Parabola, Schism, Forty Six & 2, The Pot
Tool Tool Tool Tool
SKRIBBL

Wanna Be Artist

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Rejected from Art School 🚫
Wet Bread draws like his uncle H — rejected from art school energy. Every line is a cry for help. Every color choice is a war crime. And yet, he keeps going.
Known works: Pikachu, KFC, Homer, Buzz
Skribbl Pikachu Skribbl KFC Skribbl Homer Skribbl Buzz
"Unrapeable bitch fuck her" · "Fuck every brawler in this game except the ones i glaze" · Squeak main · Legendary 3 · never Masters · Chimi (gin) 3.4kg · Mopi (mochi) 5.5kg · Spiral out 🌀 · "Unrapeable bitch fuck her" · Dirty toilet stories · exclusive content · @wet.bread5 · 0 posts · "Unrapeable bitch fuck her"